We are the websites

Famous Blog Post #34

Hello wonderful and truly ardent famous blog readers, contributors, money eyes and wingbats,

How are you? Good thanks. Ok well then on to the minutes of the last We Are The Websites conference call with executives calling in from Cairo, Buenos Aries, Osaka and Helsinki.

930am: Hey

940am: Donuts

941am: crunch much crunch crunch

948am: So blogging is the thing we gots we gots blogs and money but what we needs is more of it more blogs more money and yes that too he said I says all good but lets talk.

956am: Kitty meows or is in labor

10am: Buddy in Osaka says he knows of a plan his pal has who knows the key to it

1001am: Executive says god yes here is cash

1010am: Crying into phone

1011am: CEO states that we must proceed into further talks regarding shit

1012am: Talks

1020am: Coffee break

and so and such such…

Hope you enjoyed a little insight into the demobureaucracy that is WE ARE THE WEBSITES. As always we accept cash, credit and more cash. Send us these things. THANKS BYE

Famous Blog Post #33

Here is an interesting little snippet from the hard working brightly lit offices of We are the Websites. It’s about Photography. THANKS! REALLY!

PHOTOGRAPHY

Photography is an energy transfer. You see something in one situation and then you see something in another situation. Contexts are shifted and quotation marks are implied. Point and shoot or instant cameras are all fun and true. Everything is interesting when you camera it. Bored? Camera. The world is in the camera and vice versa. Beautiful and interesting are just some of the things photography is. In general, the mysteries of the world are only discovered in photography. Which is to say, dance, make art, make pics.

Famous Blog Post #32

HEY! This is an in depth and true life field study of what it means to be inside a website.

XXOXOX WE ARE THE WEBSITES!!!

WEBSITES

Truly interestingly enough what websites ultimately amount to is a mind bendingly simple situation know as brain-gut signal issues. Not to be confused with other more pedestrian problems like the pronunciation of allegorical and the reunification of Germany. Websites borrow directly from our impulse to identify impressions of reality via Byzatine or even Egyptian hieroglyphs. Fascist aesthetics had at one point a profound impact on the integration of websites and their counterpart, rock climbing, into a deeper and narrower valley of myths, illusions and famous people. EX: you are typing in a URL and think hey, funny etc etc… that thinking is exactly like the inner workings of famous blogs and in some respects famous twitter accounts. The illusion that websites internalize your emotions and physical traits is pretty weird and true but also an illusion with roots in south Bronx hip hop. Noting this delineation we must exist more famously more richly and more coffee. THANK YOU SEND US CASH WE ARE RICH BUT WANT YOUR CASH THANKS THANK YOU!

Famous Blog Post #31

Hello world of all the humans,

We are coming to you from the land of the world not fully logically placed in the deep woods of Reykjavik city center Iceland. Our dads flew us here for an important research summit based on the strange idea that elfs, humans, and other types of things (plants) have the need to talk about energy, worlds, matter and the creation of famousness for the continuity of the true beings. At first we thought, hey weird, fun true etc etc. But as of now we feel that yes, we are that and no we are not under the table or under anything else but under the sky moon kitty. Thank you Iceland for that and beer and lands. We continue to research the things and the parts. Nothing is systematic nothing is not here nothing isn’t apart of the famous blog. Everything is to be gained everything is to be blogged and reblogger. Keep famousness at a maximum.

Goodbye farewell with love,

WE ARE THE WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

SPIRITUAL CONTACT AND NOTHING ELSE THANKYOU GOODBYE THANKS!

Famous Blog Post #30

FAMOUS BLOG AGENDA THAT IS LAMINATED ON THE WEBSITES INTERNETS:

ONE. Get out there and continue doing that shit TWO. Keep the real blog true to the form in which we as humans and websites must exist THREE. IONS into the aether and vice versa et al FOUR. Do not formally contextualize that which we have not performed at the center of the blog/website universe FIVE. Custom WEARETHEWEBSITES/AIG stationary, STAT SIX. We do not compute SEVEN. THANKS BYE EIGHT. NEED YOUR MONEY

XOXOXOXXX,

famous blogger inc/AIG/websites/wearethesethings

Famous Blog Post #29

Hello yes we are back,

Something happened where we lost the websites because of AIG’s data warehouse storage room facilities water supply that didn’t fail but broke into a million pieces. No, yes, we have been puzzling them back together for the last three months. We puzzle we do not puzzle we are the websites made of true fame and money. Plans are as follows: release a puzzle series based on the full spectrum of human experience, solve the question of beauty, cake, water supply, clocks, economy? Yes, no this is ambitious. Thank you send us cash even if its too much to mail drop it off. There is precisely that noise. 

Quantifiably yours,

we are the websites 

Famous Blog Post #28

Hello decidedly wonderful and transparent blog viewers,

We are back. Back from our African safari journey based on an actual movie we saw in New York City. Which is a big town not know for its African safaris. We learned all of the things one must learn in such a situation. At one point our guide, Tom, spoke with us about the history of whatever we were looking at. Yes. No. Ok Tom would say somewhat often. Nothing we are the websites would respond. Africa, the land of many things/wonders. Back in the New York we discussed our future as the internet continues to be of value. We are an actual website/blog. Thank you for your patronage and continued fiscal contributions.

Famous Blog Post #27

We are the websites would like to officially announce our merger with the large and magnificent company AIG. AIG has been at the forefront of hooking shit up for a long goddamn time and we are the websites said, why not money dollars. After signing the necessary documentation we are the websites got drunk on expensive things we found. Fun for all insurance for all free coffee. Things may change here but only for the money money we need to make. Nothing will change. What will change is the need for content, jokes and actual websites. We believe this is the best thing and so we are doing it, we said. We said thank you and goodbye.

Famous Blog Post #26

CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS!! SORRY THINGS ARE CRAZY! We are demanding stock options, cooks and cake but as of yet have received nothing. Oh well we are still fun and we still have been drinking coffee. Money owns. BYE! Things will be back to normal soon. Email our supervisor and tell him money is money we need it bad we needs rich. thanks.